My vegetables looked spectacularly colourful... before I took them out the oven. Grilled them 10 minutes too long and they came out like a mushy mess. And obviously this botched batch was for my entire's week lunch. Five days. Five days straight of shoving the shit job I did in my face and into my mouth.

When it comes to salmon, I don't need anything more than squeezed lemon juice. Unlike my neglected vegetables, I gave all my love and attention to my dear salmon. I can stomach ruined vegetables, but to dry up a piece of salmon would be a sad story that I'd never forget.